Everything on tumblr is hilarious and I’m posting hi defintion photos of my wrinkles.

I must be drunk or exhausted.

It was take Kim to Church day. I had to kill the nagging Nancies (apologies almostfancy). It didn’t help when the departing instructor showed up wearing full makeup and her nametag to “beg” the class to “be sweet” to me. I already had a mountain to climb with 4 classes today, my 12 year old boss, and not one day off in the last 10. But I did it. Purple faced Grape Ape style. I get to do it all over again Thursday!

It was take Kim to Church day. I had to kill the nagging Nancies (apologies almostfancy). It didn’t help when the departing instructor showed up wearing full makeup and her nametag to “beg” the class to “be sweet” to me. I already had a mountain to climb with 4 classes today, my 12 year old boss, and not one day off in the last 10. But I did it. Purple faced Grape Ape style. I get to do it all over again Thursday!

I sang Aretha Franklin. In public. While dancing.

Do something that scares you every day, people.

Can’t hide my Scottish heritage with these rosy cheeks.

Can’t hide my Scottish heritage with these rosy cheeks.

Someone instantly liked my pic of myself and my son

Someone I don’t know liked a pic of me and my kid.
Maybe I’m paranoid, but I checked their blog. The header reads: “message us for our naughty pics”. Scrolled, seemed innocent, but the randomness is creepy.
Checked followers. Nope, you don’t follow me. Two checks in the creepy column. How did you find me so fast? Nope. Don’t answer. Instantly delete photo.

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Turtle enjoying a bath)

That WIGGLE, omg!

GGOY

You can take me out of yoga pants. You can put me in non athletic gear, but you will not put me in a bra!

Cage free, free range, organics. The way National Geographic Illustrated.

I just thought I’d share how I just completed my Personal Training certification ‘cause I’m awesome like that. ;)

I made her an ear warmer headband while I let her watch annoying cartoons between a steady drizzle of special snowflakes at the gym. She now sees why torturing yarn keeps me from strangling people.

I made her an ear warmer headband while I let her watch annoying cartoons between a steady drizzle of special snowflakes at the gym. She now sees why torturing yarn keeps me from strangling people.

My name is Kim. I'm married to Morethanjustamullet. I'm a homeschooling parent and a yoga instructor. I talk about all of the above because they are the world to me.
Oh, and yarn!

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