I thought this was a Wentdog post.

I thought this was a Wentdog post.

When I say my ass hurts, I like to be specific.

When I say my ass hurts, I like to be specific.

kayoking012:

More superhero workouts!

Yesterday, I was Superman, The Flash and Wonder Woman. Today, I’m plain, old Kim— the underpaid, frazzled mom, wearing a uniform a size too small, desperately pretending to be relevant.

Then within ten minutes of each other, my husband calls after locking himself out of his car and my daughter seriously injures her foot on an ellipitcal machine. No one bats an eye at the thought of me leaving, which makes me wonder what have I become? A least the kid I work for said he appreciates my help. Then again he took on an intern who wouldn’t even qualify for my job with hopes to train him to be our scheduler.

Who wants lunch?

(via jonmichaeljustwontgoaway)

This beautiful girl caught 28 fish, winning 2nd place for most points!

This beautiful girl caught 28 fish, winning 2nd place for most points!

In my street clothes, my secret identity is safe! #wonderwomanyoga

In my street clothes, my secret identity is safe! #wonderwomanyoga

Some days I get bored and dress up like a superhero for work. #wonderwomanyoga

Some days I get bored and dress up like a superhero for work. #wonderwomanyoga

Bingo hall by day. Yoga hut by night. #lifestylesofthebrokeandinfamous

Bingo hall by day. Yoga hut by night. #lifestylesofthebrokeandinfamous

Good brownies and thighs should have the consistency of Tootsie Rolls. I’m just going to eat this to ensure quality control.

Good brownies and thighs should have the consistency of Tootsie Rolls. I’m just going to eat this to ensure quality control.

Awkward Regrettable Reblog

I just wanted to heart something. Geez. Now I’m shamefully blushing even though there is no one to see it.

Someone, somewhere wished me well. I sensed that. My class that followed felt it too, with gratitude.

Someone, somewhere wished me well. I sensed that. My class that followed felt it too, with gratitude.

My name is Kim. I'm married to Morethanjustamullet. I'm a homeschooling parent and a yoga instructor. I talk about all of the above because they are the world to me.
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